Questions? We’ve Got You Covered
No, we print on tissue paper and hope for the best. Kidding! Our T-shirts are soft, durable, and made to survive even the most questionable life choices.
Nope. But we do recommend gifting her a T-shirt too. Maybe something mildly offensive, just to ease her into it.
We offer sizes from "Fits Like a Glove" to "Probably Shouldn’t Have Eaten That Extra Slice of Pizza." Check our size chart if you're confused.
Faster than your ex’s rebound, but slower than instant gratification. Usually 2-4 business days, unless the postman is on a tea break.
Yes! We’ll send our funny tees anywhere that will legally accept them. If customs holds your order, that’s between you and your country’s sense of humor.
We recommend doing basic math before ordering, but if you mess up, email us and we’ll sort it out. Unless you ordered it for your pet, then we have questions.
James P
Strutpolice
